I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
I wasn't intending on monopolizing you. I just wanted you to need me.
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
This Indian actress shut down a reporter for telling her to keep quiet about women’s rights.
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